Parliament of Rooks

Gauis

10. Tell your wife the excat amount of beers you have had while wake her up at 2am
9. Leave all your beer empty cans on the table so she has to pick them up the next AM.
8. Try to have sex with your wife while your telling her how many beers you drank while she is stone sober and pissed
7. Wake her up twice to rub your back as your puking in the toliet
6. Fall face first into the sink because your to drunk to stand
5. Ask for another beer when your wife is yelling at your because your bleeding from your nose.
4. As she askes you why you drank so much you say...." i forgot to tell you but we all got laid off"
3. try to have sex again
2. then.... Tell her your car got stolen today too.
1. then explain by Telling her your car got stolen while you and your drunk friends were streaking through a wenndys...

Think my shit story was funny...
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Sedare Aeolius · Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:34 pm Post subject:

holy shit. was this true? were you laid off and your car stolen? did you type this while drunk?
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Knacck · Demigod Joined: 22 Jul 2003 Posts: 1808

no the #1 thing is don't come home drunk have sex wife your spouse doggy style grab her by the hair and say this is how my exgirlfriend used to like it.
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Gauis · Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:45 am Post subject:

YEah I just reread the post... My grammer is worse than the story! =(
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Legionxx lvl 7 warrior

Sedare Aeolius · Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:03 pm Post subject:

Lunacy Aeolius · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:13 am Post subject:

Sounds like a good time until you woke up the next day.
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Persephonee · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:07 pm Post subject:

those were funny..... Laughing

Sedare Aeolius · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:12 pm Post subject:

Persephonee · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:10 pm Post subject:

hey Sedare!
Things are alright.... Smile

... making due as the say.
How are things with you?

And I keep rereading those and can't stop laughing.... lol

Knacck · Demigod Joined: 22 Jul 2003 Posts: 1808

hey love how are you long time no hear from.
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Persephonee · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:52 pm Post subject:

Hey Knacck!

How is everyone in your family doing?

I'm making due... Smile

Seems every job I find, the company that hires me ends up being sold to a bigger one, and 6 months later they downsize...

Hope this current one lasts.... Smile

Sedare Aeolius · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:34 pm Post subject:

Persephonee · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject:

Seems like it.
Last company I was working for was purchased by an American company... and the same happened to the printing plant I am working for now.... I love this current job because it's just 15 mins from my house, and the pay is good.... would hate to loose it.

I'll keep thinking positive though.... Very Happy

Nothing's happened yet.

Gauis · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:36 am Post subject:

Glad you all Like it..!
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Teige amero lvl 7 priest
Amerox lvl 21 scout
Guais lvl 22 druid
Legionxx lvl 7 warrior